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		<title>Forehead Tittaes</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2011 07:37:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pat Williams</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Forehead Tittaes w/ Marion Cotillard from Marion Cotillard Oscar winner Marion Cotillard introduces a new product to help women be taken more seriously in the workplace by wearing breasts on their foreheads. Humor is always buried in reality and this is a prime example. My first experience with a dropped, intense gaze was from a [...]]]></description>
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<p>Oscar winner Marion Cotillard introduces a new product to help women be taken more seriously in the workplace by wearing breasts on their foreheads.  Humor is always buried in reality and this is a prime example. My first experience with a dropped, intense gaze was from a high school teacher, it was intimidating.  </p>
<p>Do you think women invite stares by what they wear or do you feel that women should be able to wear low cut blouses without garnering attention? (I&#8217;m only referring to plunging necklines here, not your typical office wear.) </p>
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		<title>The Upside of Divorce</title>
		<link>http://www.thestickyfloor.com/2010/08/the-upside-of-divorce/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2010 12:48:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pat Williams</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[#31DoL]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[divorce]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[positive divorce]]></category>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.31daysoflaughter.com" target="_blank><img src="http://www.thestickyfloor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/6a0120a6a50f3f970c013485e4f3f9970c.gif" alt="31 Days of Laughter" title="31 Days of Laughter" width="102" height="102" class="alignright size-full wp-image-517" /></a></p>
<p><strong>Here are my Top 10 Positive Side Effects of Divorce:</strong></p>
<ol>
<li>Snoring is acceptable again</li>
<li>You can sleep across the width of your bed.</li>
<li>You confirm that the reasons you are leaving your spouse are accurate.</li>
<li>All your insecurities are laid on the table so you always have a dining partner</li>
<li>You develop a new appreciation for the movies &#8220;Shirley Valentine&#8221; &#038; &#8220;Fight Club&#8221; (in that order)</li>
<li>All the things you didn’t work on become glaring possibilities for improvement.</li>
<li>If you suspect your children are going to have issues, they become obvious.</li>
<li>People EXPECT you to you refer to your ex-partner as “the Ass” or any other number of pet names.</li>
<li>You have a grass is greener mentality and you’re sure it’s accurate.</li>
<li> Not only is the glass half full but you have an opportunity to throw it.</li>
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<p><em>If you’d like to participate in 31 Days of Laughter – head on over to <a href="http://www.31daysoflaughter.com" target="_blank">www.31daysoflaughter.com</a> for the details.</em></p>
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		<title>All the Wrinkled Ladies: Equal Media Time</title>
		<link>http://www.thestickyfloor.com/2010/06/all-the-wrinkled-ladies-equal-media-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 11:38:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pat Williams</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Equality]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[all the single ladies spoof]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[all the wrinkled ladies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[anita renfroe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beyonce]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Growing up I&#8217;d hoped that society would catch onto the unrealistic stereotypes that media promotes through advertising. While managing retail boutiques in the 80&#8242;s I knew then that our size 12 to 16&#8242;s sold out a lot faster than our size 6 to 10&#8242;s. Most women didn&#8217;t look like the emaciated models that were on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.thestickyfloor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Picture-35-200x89.png" alt="" title="Together! Store Scarborough Town Centre" width="200" height="89" class="alignright size-medium wp-image-435" />Growing up I&#8217;d hoped that society would catch onto the unrealistic stereotypes that media promotes through advertising.  While managing retail boutiques in the 80&#8242;s I knew then that our size 12 to 16&#8242;s sold out a lot faster than our size 6 to 10&#8242;s.  Most women didn&#8217;t look like the emaciated models that were on tv, in magazines and for whom they seemed to design clothes for.  Fortunately, companies caught onto this double-digit sized market, and there are some half-decent fashion choices for larger women now. </p>
<p>What surprised me over the past 20 years is that media hasn&#8217;t become more realistic towards women, they&#8217;ve instead begun to inflict the same stereotypes on men.  There is one company that stands out as different from the typical image advertising barrage and as a result has my ongoing respect.  I&#8217;m referring to <a href="http://www.dove.us/#/cfrb/" target="_blank">Dove&#8217;s Campaign for Real Beauty</a>.  I love their advertising. I make a point of stopping to watch the commercials when they&#8217;re on.  No other company has gotten that much attention from me over so many years.</p>
<p>My neighbor sent me the following video via email.  It is meant to be funny but <a href="http://www.anitarenfroe.com/" target="_blank">comedian Anita Renfroe&#8217;s</a> message is a great one.  Regardless of what stage of life you are in, take the time to appreciate and love who you are and how you look. <em>&#8220;Make peace with it.&#8221;</em></p>
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<p>Do you know any other companies risking their bottom line to promote a more realistic image of men and women?</p>
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		<title>Suburban Housewife &#8211; Christmas Rap</title>
		<link>http://www.thestickyfloor.com/2009/12/suburban-housewife-christmas-rap/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 01:22:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pat Williams</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Christmas Rap]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sally Brooks, the suburban housewife is back with a Mother Effin&#8217; Christmas Story. I get a kick out of her suburban comedy made funnier by her innocent housewife looks. You can check out her other videos here. NOte: if you are subscribing by email, the video doesn&#8217;t show up &#8211; just click the title to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sally Brooks, the suburban housewife is back with a Mother Effin&#8217; Christmas Story.  I get a kick out of her suburban comedy made funnier by her innocent housewife looks.  You can <a href="http://www.thestickyfloor.com/tag/suburban-housewife/">check out her other videos here</a>.</p>
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NOte: if you are subscribing by email, the video doesn&#8217;t show up &#8211; just click the title to go to the site and see the video.</p>
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		<title>Shii &#8211; The Wii for Women</title>
		<link>http://www.thestickyfloor.com/2009/12/shii-the-wii-for-women/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 20:38:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pat Williams</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not sure who this comedy group is, all I can find online is that they are Belgian and called M!LF. I first saw this video on Facebook when a young family friend posted it, but he also had the insight to comment on how sexist it is. Of course, therein lies the humor&#8230; Video:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not sure who this comedy group is, all I can find online is that they are Belgian and called M!LF.  I first saw this video on Facebook when a young family friend posted it, but he also had the insight to comment on how sexist it is.  Of course, therein lies the humor&#8230;</p>
<p>Video:<br />
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		<title>Suburban Housewife Weekend Rap</title>
		<link>http://www.thestickyfloor.com/2009/12/suburban-housewife-weekend-rap/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:30:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pat Williams</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[31 Days of Wishes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sally Brooks]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Day 13 of 31 Days of Wishes is for more laughter in our lives. This is the second rap song by Suburban Housewife, Sally Brooks. You can watch her first video here. If you&#8217;re easily offended by profanity &#8211; don&#8217;t watch it &#8211; then go lighten up a little. Video: If you&#8217;d like to participate [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Day 13 of 31 Days of Wishes is for more laughter in our lives.  This is the second rap song by Suburban Housewife, <a href="http://www.sallybrookscomedy.com" target="_blank">Sally Brooks</a>. You can <a href="http://www.thestickyfloor.com/2009/10/day-in-the-life-of-a-suburban-housewife-by-sally-brooks/">watch her first video here</a>. If you&#8217;re easily offended by profanity &#8211; don&#8217;t watch it &#8211; then go lighten up a little.</p>
<p>Video:<br />
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<p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-93" title="31 Days of Wishes" src="http://www.thestickyfloor.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/6a0120a6a50f3f970c012875f12d30970c.gif" alt="31 Days of Wishes" width="102" height="103" /></p>
<p><em>If you&#8217;d like to participate in 31 Days of Wishes &#8211; head on over to <a href="http://www.31daysofwishes.com" target="_blank">www.31daysofwishes.com</a> for the details.  Take a brief moment to wish with others. Perhaps the united message will make a difference in someone&#8217;s life.</em></p>
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		<title>Day in the Life of a &#8220;Suburban Housewife&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.thestickyfloor.com/2009/10/day-in-the-life-of-a-suburban-housewife-by-sally-brooks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 18:18:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pat Williams</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Funny video recorded in a comedy club. Sally Brooks raps her song, Suburban Housewife. If you&#8217;re easily offended by bad language, don&#8217;t watch it! You can follow Sally on twitter or learn more about her at her web site. She&#8217;s also got the music video version below but I enjoy the live version more. Thanks [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Funny video recorded in a comedy club. Sally Brooks raps her song, Suburban Housewife.  If you&#8217;re easily offended by bad language, don&#8217;t watch it!</p>
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<p>You can <a href="http://www.twitter.com/thesallybrooks" target="_blank">follow Sally on twitter</a> or learn more about her <a href="http://www.sallybrookscomedy.com" target="_blank">at her web site</a>. She&#8217;s also got the music video version below but I enjoy the live version more.</p>
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<p>Thanks to <a href="http://www.stacybrice.com/" target="_blank">Stacy Brice</a> for bringing the video to my attention via a Twitter DM!</p>
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